Separate to my Smoosh.

portraitsofboston: “Are you musicians?” “No. We work in City...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:09:13 +0100

“Are you musicians?”

“No. We work in City Hall. I fill out the paperwork for couples who want to get married.”

“And I work in the Election Department.”

“You don’t dress the same.”

“We have similar clothes and sometimes wear them.”

“Did your parents dress you the same when you were little?”

“Yes. We even had the same clothes but in different colors. On Christmas I would be wearing all green, and he would be wearing all red. It was embarrassing. Actually, we looked very different in high school. He had a goatee and I didn’t, and I had long hair and he didn’t. Then I grew a goatee and he grew his hair longer.”

“It sounds like your parents forced you to dress the same, then you rebelled against it, and now you’re past that phase, and you’re comfortable looking the same again.”

“Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.”

“Do you have girlfriends?”

“I do.”

“Can she tell who is who?”

“I hope so.”

cthulhu-with-a-fez: laughcentre: allmonds: sluttyoliveoil: allmonds: stand: I I DONT GET IT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:07:35 +0100

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:03:14 +0100

dinosaurs-on-wheels: this is your geography lesson for the day...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:00:04 +0100

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

this is your geography lesson for the day fucktrucks

you’re welcome.

clare-d3-lune: tawnyshine: birdandmoon: Everybody I know is...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:14:19 +0100

clare-d3-lune:

tawnyshine:

birdandmoon:

Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby.

my name is tawny oops,

If I ever have a daughter, I’m calling her Violet.

thedailywhat: Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: A Guinea...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:12:52 +0100

thedailywhat:

Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: A Guinea Pig Armor Suit

Need your guinea pig to be battle ready? Sean McCoy from Virginia has got you covered with a custom set of scale-mail! Originally custom tailored for his deceased pet rodent Lucky, the item was put up on eBay last week with the initial bid starting at $5, which has since skyrocketed to $15,100 as of this afternoon. McCoy says that he will be donating all profits to the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue in Virginia, which aims to rescue, rehabilitate and find homes for animals in need.

popthecreeper: lennythereviewer: xinnyx: lennythereviewer: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *do...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:11:40 +0100

popthecreeper:

lennythereviewer:

xinnyx:

lennythereviewer:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

So what would happen if I used sunglasses?

UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Amateurs.

I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!

Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…

laurlaurthechallenger: I’m tired of seeing debate on this....

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:50 +0100

laurlaurthechallenger:

I’m tired of seeing debate on this. Prostitutes and sex workers of other kinds sell a service. If you purchase that service, you are a customer. If you, without consent, abuse their rights as a human, that is not tantamount to theft. It’s a human rights abuse. If you punch a boxer, you aren’t stealing their time as a professional to see their reaction. You are assaulting them, and the law will recognize this and punish you accordingly. Rape of prostitutes, however, is a much more serious and common abuse, and it is significantly less punished by law enforcement and societally regarded as a non-issue. I’m a martial artist. Compared to the average person, I am much more mentally prepared for the possibility of a physical attack. It is the milieu I immerse myself in. That doesn’t mean I want to be attacked, or that it would be ok to attack me, and no one would ever make that logical leap. Prostitutes, while also more mentally prepared for the very real possibility they may be raped, are no more deserving of rape than I am of being assaulted. A non-consensual assault against a person, regardless of profession or mental preparation for attack, is clearly still a human rights abuse and the equivalent of assault, not theft. Stop debating this shit.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:49:07 +0100

roaring-softly: The lovely Leslie Knope and Lil Sebastian...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:35:45 +0100

roaring-softly:

The lovely Leslie Knope and Lil Sebastian (RIP), as requested by angrymuppetface and jansenlee! (by Tyler Feder)

Buy a print here!

thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays: kyle-trager: ok chekov looks adorable with his lil goggles and red...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:35:00 +0100

thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays:

kyle-trager:

ok chekov looks adorable with his lil goggles and red shirt but literally all i can think of is

Now zee nightmare’s reel…

dr horrible’s sing along blog (russian dub)

kyrie-anne: A few LBD fanfic recommendations… Thick as Thieves (kraken) - AU Lizzie befriends Darcy...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:23:08 +0100

kyrie-anne:

A few LBD fanfic recommendations…

Thick as Thieves (kraken) - AU Lizzie befriends Darcy at the Gibson wedding.

Hold on to Your Heart (oywiththepoodlesalready) - Lizzie finds something she wasn’t supposed to.

All Right (lulabo) - Lydia goes to visit Lizzie, has a dental emergency, and has to rely Darcy to play nurse post surgery.

Dearest, Loveliest Elizabeth (imaginarycircus) - A collection of correspondance between Darcy & Lizzie, post-show.

Here Be Dragons (imaginarycircus) What happens after Lizzie turns off the camera in Episdoe 98 (“Gractitude”)

This has been sitting in my drafts folder forever and I have no clue why I never posted it. So you probably already know about all of these, but just in case…

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:53:56 +0100

korydwen: Remember that time Star Trek called out bigots about...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:52:58 +0100

korydwen:

Remember that time Star Trek called out bigots about contraception ?

gifthorsedentistry: Finally, all the humans are dead

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:52:16 +0100

gifthorsedentistry:

Finally, all the humans are dead

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:51:15 +0100

gofwd: Google searches are also secretly poetry.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:51:10 +0100

gofwd:

Google searches are also secretly poetry.

bradstuck: My adventures as a mayor.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:50:07 +0100

bradstuck:

My adventures as a mayor.

thenaebyrd777: teabeforewar: “YOU CAN’T LEAVE WHEN THERE’S A...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:25:19 +0100

thenaebyrd777:

teabeforewar:

“YOU CAN’T LEAVE WHEN THERE’S A MURDER, JOHN.”

I spent way longer on this than I meant to but that’s okay because John’s walk turned out awesome.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW