Separate to my Smoosh.

youngandundecided:

hannahclaire:

1. A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email in a timely fashion.
2. A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name.
3. When a Bro gets a chick’s number he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her.
4. Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
5. A Bro shall not kill another Bro, or a Bro’s chances to score with a chick.
6. If a Bro is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another Bro may toss him a new roll, but at no point may their hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees.

etc etc. This. Is. The. Law.

that last one!! TRUE FAX my friends!!!

I may have to start with the last name thing at uni.

youngandundecided:

gespenster:

dandydando:pintofuckyeah:jimparsonsownsmysoul:

Since anon only asked 4 questions, I’ll provide the answer to the unasked 5th question.

1. The eyebrow. Completely unprovoked, he’s 100% in love with that boy

2. Beyond that there’s nothing but a network of support and uh…

3. Handsome Chris, Sexy Zach…What? What? Nothing.

4. Finger. Under. The. Lapel.

5. The thumb rub

6. I love you! I’m kidding. I’m kidding, buddy. Buddy…?

7. Pinto doesn’t believe in personal space.

8. Goofy grins

 

9. Sacrosanct? Moribund?! 

10. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.  

I LOVE THIS

How would I respond to this: [Re: Amy Pond] 

haha i dont mind her, anyone who doesnt show their legs is fine by me
i hate seeing womens legs RGVNRO especially legs that look like lines like hers

WTF does RGVNRO mean? 
I don’t wanna be offensive (the fist bit - re: haha I don’t mind her, is about River Song who I still can’t bring myself to like - maybe I would after a re-watch/getting to the end of the season) 

anxioustomatter:

spockblocked:

ifuckedyourmum:

cardiganenmity:

I think those ones are from The Virgin Queen.

Aah, okie dokie.