- A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email in a timely fashion.
- A Bro always calls another Bro by his last name.
- When a Bro gets a chick’s number he waits at least ninety-six hours before calling her.
- Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
- A Bro shall not kill another Bro, or a Bro’s chances to score with a chick.
- If a Bro is in the bathroom and runs out of toilet paper, another Bro may toss him a new roll, but at no point may their hands touch or the door open more than 30 degrees.
etc etc. This. Is. The. Law.
that last one!! TRUE FAX my friends!!!
I may have to start with the last name thing at uni.