flatabsandthighgaps:

girlgrowingsmall:

Guys that Z is in freaking Times New Roman

This person isn’t messing around okay

(Source: fuckingsushi)

(Source: the-movie-rookie)

portraitsofboston:

“Are you musicians?”

“No. We work in City Hall. I fill out the paperwork for couples who want to get married.”

“And I work in the Election Department.”

“You don’t dress the same.”

“We have similar clothes and sometimes wear them.”

“Did your parents dress you the same when you were little?”

“Yes. We even had the same clothes but in different colors. On Christmas I would be wearing all green, and he would be wearing all red. It was embarrassing. Actually, we looked very different in high school. He had a goatee and I didn’t, and I had long hair and he didn’t. Then I grew a goatee and he grew his hair longer.”

“It sounds like your parents forced you to dress the same, then you rebelled against it, and now you’re past that phase, and you’re comfortable looking the same again.”

“Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.”

“Do you have girlfriends?”

“I do.”

“Can she tell who is who?”

“I hope so.”

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

(Source: theultimatenerdgasm)

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

this is your geography lesson for the day fucktrucks

you’re welcome.

clare-d3-lune:

tawnyshine:

birdandmoon:

Everybody I know is having kids, so I made this helpful guide to nature names for your baby.

my name is tawny oops,

If I ever have a daughter, I’m calling her Violet.

thedailywhat:

Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: A Guinea Pig Armor Suit

Need your guinea pig to be battle ready? Sean McCoy from Virginia has got you covered with a custom set of scale-mail! Originally custom tailored for his deceased pet rodent Lucky, the item was put up on eBay last week with the initial bid starting at $5, which has since skyrocketed to $15,100 as of this afternoon. McCoy says that he will be donating all profits to the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue in Virginia, which aims to rescue, rehabilitate and find homes for animals in need.

popthecreeper:

lennythereviewer:

xinnyx:

lennythereviewer:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

So what would happen if I used sunglasses?

UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Amateurs.

I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!

Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…